I'm a blue belt!!!

So I passed my tests for my karate class. Yes!! No longer am I a pitiful white belt, but I have moved up in the ranks to receive my blue belt. I guess I could feel better, seeming how everybody in the class passed I think. Even people that skipped about half of the form that we were tested on advanced to the rank of a blue belt. It was pretty funny watching some of the people mess up so much though. It made me feel better about myself and my performance while I was sitting there. Anyway, I'm a blue belt!! I'm going to look SOOOO much cooler!!!

$80,000 at Burger King

So me and Yuko went to Burger King to eat. We thought we would go through the drive-thru. We ordered 2 whoppers (one was free, due to a coupon) and 1 medium fry. They were having troubles with the credit card, so they told us to come inside.

Well, it turns out that they charged us $80,050.21 for our meal. It was awesome!! I guess the lady did something wrong. I insisted on keeping the receipt for proof too, so you can check it out here: www.decoy.cc/miscpicsweb/burgerking80k.jpg
The picture didn't turn out too well, so if I have time, then I'll scan it.

I also insisted on getting some "compensation" for our troubles, and they gave me a card that is good for 2 extra value whopper meals. That fricking rules! See, incompetent people are good for something.

Old man stink breath

Do you know that extremely awful smell that you can sometimes smell being emitted from the body of old men? Yeah, I HATE that smell. It makes me gag! Until now, I used to think that it came from their skin or it was their B.O. or something like that. Now I'm pretty convinced that it's their breath!

I went to the doctor a few months back for my throat (I always got sore throats) and they stuck a camera down my throat to look at my vocal chords. Since then, every now and again, I've been having this REVOLTING taste in my mouth, and I don't know why. And it probably has nothing to do with going to the doctor. That's just when I started to notice it. He did give me a list of things to do and not do though, like not eat for 4 hours before I go to bed, and not eat certain things, etc. The ONLY way I can describe this phenomenon is that it tastes like old men (the smell of old men, that is). It's the perfect description too.

This morning, I came upstairs, and my sister (the car) said that my breath stunk. I was a couple of feet away from her too!! Then I went off on how sick I am of having old man stink breath!!!! And I explained about it all and stuff. I'd rather be dead than have this problem. Man, old man stink breath.... take all precautions.